I'll join in the BS test meme. (gacked from chipuni.

Post five statements about yourself. Four must be true, one must be an outright lie. How well do you know me?

1. When I eat peas or other small round foods, I feel obliged to arrange them in a circle and eat them clockwise, starting at the bottom.
2. I cannot actually fall asleep without a tot of brandy anymore.
3. I want to get a bright glowing orange star on my chest, to contrast with my otherwise somewhat excessive dim blueness. I haven't quite gotten around to doing this as an enchantment project yet.
4. I have fifteen small Vheshrame flags on little dowels pointing up around my bedroom. Most of them are being used as bookmarks. They are in case a Vheshrame city official visits and questions my loyalty.
5. The last time I got sufficiently drunk, I fondled a great deal of Anoof. Anoof was a great deal of tolerant. Probably because he was sufficiently drunk.
6. I want to get a swarm of bees as a pet.
7. I'm still upset at Spirshash.